This AI 'Brains' Pageant Could Change Everything (No, Really)
Traditional pageants crown the fairest. We crown the smartest.
Welcome to the Shoggiest Geek Alive Pageant, where the talent portion alone could produce global prosperity or reduce global warming—or we might create a system that learns at a geometric rate, becomes self-aware, and destroys all humanity without pity or remorse!
Through 12 elimination challenges, expert judges and public voting will award $1 million to crown AI's shoggiest mind, who'll serve as Global Ambassador for AI. While others count social media followers, our contestants calculate humanity's odds of survival.
From quantum computing to ethical AI development, we're turning the Turing Test into a talent show.
