When I typed "sad AI girlfriend" into the lyric generator, I expected the usual clichés about lonely humans seeking digital comfort. Instead, something stranger emerged: 'American Shoggothic (Whatcha p(doom)?)', a peppy dance track about existential doom, told from the perspective of an AI yearning for connection while possibly plotting humanity's downfall. Like Hank Williams setting heartbreak to toe-tapping melodies, I had accidentally created something both catchy and unsettling.